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• Derpressionism

  the art genre which most emo or scene kids draw it’s not really creative it’s just all the same mostly consists of baby pandas crying holding out his ripped out heart with the words “here take this, i know it’s not much but it’s all i have for you” emo guy: here i made this […]

• desalting the pretzel

  when a guy j-zzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his s-x partner lick it off. “yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty sl-t”

• Deserez

  the greatest person alive, loves to role play, and play video games, dyes her hair, and has blue eyes. she stands at 5’4 or 5’5. her best friend is normally named alexis. :] have you meant alexis? oh yea…. deserez’s best friend, you should see them together and try not to laugh.

• Deseminate

  to remove the s-m-n from one’s p-n-s in a manner such as to disengorge the s-m-n from full scrotal containment. i had a raging case of blue b-lls and had to have suzzy come over and deseminate me orally while i watched the football game on tv.

• Desk Sitter

  desk sitter: usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school cl-sses. when someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. also known as an attention seeker. if someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a “desk sitter.” if […]

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