Dermie


the best possible parking sp-ce outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. named so after ex-hawthorn afl player dermet brereton’s penchant for parking his ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.

person 1: “hey mate check out my park.”
person 2: “f-ck me…you just bagged a dermie.”
person 1: “you know it.”
person 2: “now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car.”

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