Derp Explosion
when a situation is so derp-tastic (awkward and such) to the point where the moment is so past the extent of derp it is a derp explosion.
peggy- -jumps off rock-
sue- you are going to die
peggy- -survives the fall-
derp explosion.
or
a kitty named maru starts liking male groin, his mother walks in….derp explosion.
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