Derped
shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.
2. made a stupid mistake.
mike just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! i derped!
derped (v.) to derp or have the action of derp be used upon you.
shannon really derped when she fell face first on her skateboard.
michael was derped when christina tried to explain quantum physics to him.
#derp #derped #verb #stupid #dumb
being derped is being karate chopped by derpy hooves. since she is a derp and a screw up, she may karate chop you to make you screw up.
person 1: dude, why’d you drop your phone?
person 2: i got derped.
#derp #fail #herp #merp #derpy
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