Derpenstein
a person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. this person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. this person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. if you encounter this person, it’s best to run away.
chase: “hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? i like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!”
me: ” no chase, i don’t have anymore ..”
chase: “cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.’
me: “shut-up you f-cking derpenstein!”
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