derpestrian
a stupid pedestrian.
– hits the walk signal more than once.
– crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an “island” for many minutes.
– has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
– crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he’s been wanting to merge with.
term can be thought of as derr-pestrian or fake-german like “der pest-rian.”
motherf-ckin derpestrian!! crossin’ however you please just ’cause you know you could sue me if i hit you. b-tch.
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