a derpfist is a person who does something incredibly stupid.
another way to say “r-t-rd”
person 1: that guy left his wallet in his unlocked car!
person2: what a derpfist.
- status fiend
someone who, when on facebook, updates their status multiple times so that thier status updates are within 2 updates of one another. this generally happens when someone is on facebook way to often and their status should in fact always be “isert name” is on facebook. calvin is the status fiend update: calvin is sleepy […]
- dave barry
the absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the earth with his presence. he has written such books as “dave barry slept here: a sort of history of the united states” and “dave barry’s only travel guide you’ll ever need”. support him in any way you can. the first major president to be elected after the […]
a clip and skit based show found on youtube.com often based around random sketch comedy. stcww stands for subject to change without warning. i just watched stcww on youtube. or guy 1: hey, man, whats the subject on your term paper? guy 2: stcww
adj. – an individual who enjoys the finer meats that life has to offer, whether they be the righteous ribeye; the pleasing porterhouse, or the neat new york. a sublime sailor surveying a sea of steak, if you will. oftentimes a steakstronaut will enjoy a fine cigar to go along with the aforementioned steaks ron […]
- steal ones' thunder
(v.) to steal ones’ thunder is to draw attention and publicity that should go to someone else to another cause without prior warning. at the live aid concert, queen stole everyones’ thunder. we will, we will rock you!