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  a weird unatural word, phrase etc. that you searched on urubandictionary to make sure that you created to make sure it’s not a posted word to “create”. say you came up with a word, and you want to upload it onto ud, so you search it to make sure that you are the only one […]

• desert island artist

  alb-ms by a single artist which you would be okay with being stranded on a desert island with. see good music. “my desert island artist is totally david bowie.”

• Designated Standee

  someone who will not sit their -ss down no matter how many times you instruct them too. usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense. the designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times i told her due to safety regulations.

• designer vagina

  when a woman has her l-b– majora surgically altered to her specification. woman usually do this if they have m-ssive beef flaps or m-ssive minge lips. other names include:- prada p-ssy, armani punanni, gucci gash, burberry box, mulberry minge, fendi f-nny, versace vag etc……. my wife’s gone off to get a designer v-g-n-, her beef […]

• desnudo uva

  desnudo for short, has several meanings (a)such as idiot (b) a skinless grape (c.) cool (d.) a person who likes to nake around and (e.) a person with no common sense he is such a desnudo uva i don’t know why people are friends with him.

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