derpologist
noun.
plural noun – derpologists
1. a person who practices derpology.
a derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid f-cktards. a derpologists’ talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near god-like ability.
three more weeks at this customer service gig and i’ll qualify as a derpologist.
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