derpotato
derp meaning kind of slow.. potato… meaning fat round and ugly.. put the two together you’re a slow fat ugly round thing. you’re welcome
i was yelling at my girlfriend, she really is fat short and ugly so therefore i called her a derpotato. so there is my f-cking definition have a nice day now.
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