derpression
what most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression. symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to strangers over the internet, and a general lack of common sense.
trisha: guys, i crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom still won’t let me go to prom. i’m depressed. 🙁
jim: no, i think you might be suffering from derpression. you should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.
falling into a depressed state from not derping enough or when you haven’t derped in a while and then you over-derp yourself.
nick: “man derp is g-yy you say it too much.” kevin: “you’ve fallen into a derpression, my friend. get help now. derp.”
when your stupid and sad at the same time all the time
guy: hey doc. so my friend has been acting weird like he has derpression
friend: (crys weirdly) owna ooaa oooee
doctor: lemme see… (guy: does he have it!?!?!? (doctor: i’m afraid he does have derpression
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