derpsex
having s-x with someone who is uncomfortable, awkward, shy, nervous, or unenthusiastic.
jenny: yeah, i totally had derps-x with jim the other night. it was so awkward.
steph: oh, i hate that! why can’t guys just have some confidence?
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