a very h-m-erotic movie starring ben murphy made in 1976. it involves a man who can make himself invisible with the use of his super awesome wristw-tch, a girl who protects a deadly chemical in the back of a truck, a man in a helicopter who follows them, dirty talk on cb radios, nascar, and a woman known as cupcake. you know you want to see it. featured on mystery science theater 3000!
“you have any idea who those turkeys were?”
“riding with death made me more comfortable about my s-xuality.”
“mike: my well-oiled ch-ssie is coming up on your backside, now.
servo: my rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.
crow: my off-complimented peterbilt is rhythmically nudgin’ that sweet honey pot of yours….
mike and servo: crow!!!!!”
- roach casings
(n) an ootheca. a long term acc-mulation of c-ckroach egg sacks fecal mater and otherwise long dead roach body parts. often found in dark hard-to-reach places especially in kitchens as in under the refrigerator or around cheap chinese-made electronic items such as clocks. there were quite a bit of roach casings from that last tenant […]
- king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo
its in the song “what do you say?” by mickey avalon. this song also appears in the movie the hangover. bascically.. its what you say when you’re too f-cked up. person 1: what do you say when your too f-cked up? tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo person 1: what do you say […]
- Kneel Armstrong
the act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. the person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (lube is recommended). hence, the ‘kneel armstrong’. i was lying in bed last […]
a colorado girl who loves to spend time dancing, putting posters of orlando up on her wall, and swimming. knerys came by my house today, she killed my cousin and stole our beer.
- road frisbee
the preferred method of disposal for compact discs (cd’s) that are either no longer playable or are unwanted, possibly due to the purchase of mp3 player, where one drives down the highway and chucks them like a “frisbee” out the window. “dude, since i just got my new ipod i got like 150 road frisbees! […]