a place located in southern new hampshire, about 34 miles away from hampton, the ghetto town where all of southern new hampshire pot is dealed. thus, derry gets a lot of hampton’s sh-t. over the summer months, skaters lurk around derry, and constantly get attacked by cops, as there is one tiny skate park in derry, where old drunk people go, as well as high drug dealers come to smoke tree, and jump people to steal their ipods and sh-t. since you can’t really skate there, they end up skating around town.

people always b-tch and complain about how they want to “leave this sh-tty town” when they never actually attempt to do so.

the main places to hang out are: macgregor park, taco bell, shaws, the now non existent trail behind mcdonalds, mcdonalds, derry skate park, and wendy’s.

the town says that derry is a “beautiful place” when in reality its a sh-t hole. seriously, you can’t go five minutes without seeing a “beautiful derry” sign.

all of the “special events” in derry are all either family orientated, or all about going to church.

there is also a guy named tim, who walks around town even in the cold, and is known by many teens as “limpy”. he tells people he shot himself in the leg along with many other crazy stories which probably 90% of them are not true. you will always see him smoking something. and eventually, you just want him to leave you the f-ck alone.

the only high school in derry is pinkerton academy, which freshman’s are hated, bomb threats go on all the time, fights just about everyday, lots of drama, and a police guy name togi who can run way faster than you. pinkerton’s rival team is londonderry. (also known as luck fondonderry.).

west running brook middle school, (also known as west) is a school that is known to have lots of racist people, rude teachers, and lots of druggies. and almost all of the students wish they went to hood.

gilbert h. hood middle school, (also known as hood) is a place that derry kids learn how to swear, smoke in the bathrooms, constantly write on bathroom walls even though you could “get suspended for two days” by doing so, and pretty much don’t learn anything.

in conclusion, derry is a sucky -ss place to live. if you are thinking about moving somewhere near derry, move somewhere else.
“man, derry sucks.”
“lets go smoke weed at the crack shack.”
“f-ck, the trails gone.”
“some druggie stole my ipod.”
“let’s smoke some weed somewhere in shiity -ss derry!”
“sh-t man, it’s the pigs.”
a county in ireland. the capital city of the county is also known as derry.
where do you come from?
i’m from derry.
a fantastic place in the north of ireland. not to be confused with londonderry as this is what the huns call derry in everyday speech. also known as the maiden city. it was known as derry when saint columba founded his monastery there in 5ad. the gaelic name for derry is doire which translates as ‘oak grove’.
derry city are magic!!
fondly called the “maiden city” its the north of irelands second city. the people are nice enough, well the ones that matter anyway. some nasty people live there as well see the apprentice boys. its got a good gaelic football side.being from derry is the closest thing to being a culchie without leaving the city.
hey enda,hey you derry boy!, wud ye put down that fackin sheep
one time, when i was stoned,i figured out that if you type “sweet” with your fingers set one key to the right, you type “derry.”
fs,m. yjrdr nrsyd str derry.
a harcore town were we keep it gully
d-mn those shoes are derry
a shortened version of the name dermot.
there goes derry with his father dermot sr.

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