Des moines huffman
as one is in s-xual combat with another you throw hot glue all over their nipples or any other genital organ and put googly eyes on them then as you are climaxing you choke your partner with a belt or string of some sort and rip the googly eyes off
bro that hoe i met at the bar last night. she let me des moines huffman her
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