Des Moines Neti Pot
the act of holding your kneeling partner’s head back toward the end of a bl-w j-b, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping c-m up their nose with the head of your c-ck. if your partner is a good sl-t, they will become extra-aroused as the c-m dries.
whenever i would go over to her place, gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a des moines neti pot.
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