Des Moines, WA
des moines, washington, (not to be confused with the other des moines,) is a scenic suburb of seattle. aside from it’s beauty, it’s really more like a bubble. everyone knows everyone and everyone’s mom, which std everyone got, and everyone that got an mip or a dui that weekend. in the 2 mile span of “downtown” des moines, there are about thirteen bars, (think about it, yes there are), one taco time, one qfc and one marina. overall, it’s a pretty nice place to live, with limited crime, besides the prost-tutes on pac highway and all of the super bad-ss high school drug dealers. des moines is the cl-ssier cousin of burien, the sl-tty aunt of normandy park, and the boring sister of federal way.
a: hey, jimmy, did you go to mount rainier high school?
b: duh, i’ve lived in des moines, wa my whole life. my mom, uncles, and all of my friends went there too!
2a: d-mn, look at those mount rainier high school kids getting arrested in the jack in the box parking lot.
2b: that’s des moines, wa for you. hey i really want some onion rings, let’s walk over there.
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