des-pee-ration


when you are stuck in traffic and really have to urinate. you are so desperate to go that you pee in whatever is in the car.
“man, i drank so much coffee this morning that i had des-pee-ration like you wouldn’t believe. i filled my empty coffee cup up twice.”

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