deseloper
ridiculous term business-types came up with to describe someone who both “designs” and “develops.” of course, this sort of awkward portmanteau never catches on with anyone literate, so its utterance serves as a sort of warning that the utterer lives in a childish linguistic world separate from our own, where saying words and phrases such as “deseloper,” “brainwidth,” “heat map,” “e-learning” gives them an e-woody.
we need a deseloper on our team to accelerate our e-learning initiative and actionize our web 3.0 presence on the social grid.
designer/developer who typically works with adobe flash
deselopers! deselopers! deselopers!
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