Desert ass


that uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your b-tt cheek after you take a huge dump.

similar to swamp -ss, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
“johnny has desert -ss”
2 more definitions
that uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your b-tt cheek after you take a huge dump.

similar to swamp -ss, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
“johnny has desert -ss”
when you take a monster sh-t, wipe. and you get up and it feels like the toilet paper was sandpaper… but in reality you just experienced desert -ss…
my -ss is on fire. i must have desert -ss.

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