Desert Blossom
a s-d-st & m-s-ch-st activity in which a cactus is used to brutally f-ck one in the -n-s or v-g-n- thus causing extreme pain, but in their case also, extreme pleasure.
note: this is extremely dangerous and causes irreparable damage
boy, ever since i got that desert blossom taking a sh-t has been more painful than ever!
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