desert slappy
the act of using your own c-m to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your d-ck (via rolling) then proceeding to slap the girl that made you c-m (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.
“dude i just gave this girl a desert slappy”
“man are u high?! wat the h-ll is that?”
“it’s like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man”
“ouch bro thats gotta hurt.”
“yea man, her face was redder than when i backhanded her”
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