Desert Vista High School

the best school in ahwatukee. also, known as the school with really hot girls and a small amount of guys giving it a ratio of 10:1. half the kids in the parking lot have nicer cars then the teachers, which makes it easy to see that the kids get anything they want from mommy and daddy. school spirit is less then mediocre, even when our teams kick -ss. its basically overpopulated with smart kids, and asians who get perfect sat scores. and to top it all off senior year is pointless, and everyone can’t wait to get the h-ll out…
ahwatukee meets the o.c…but better!:)
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the richest school in tukee .. where the girls are all taneroxics and abercrombie is a major addiction. every kids car is worth more than your parents. the guys think their tough sh-t and over half smoke themselves out daily. the other half of the school is extremely smart kids who make the school look just fantastic .. with perfect sat’s and adv. calc cl-sses .. desert vista normally dominates in sports and still has little school spirit
tukee meets the o.c wannabe
the most ridiculous school on the planet that has the gayest rules ever invented: i.e. no ketchup without buying fries in the extremely overpriced cafeteria. it also includes a demonic ex-olympian princ-p-l & psychotic security guards that will hunt you down for dress code, cell phone use, not using a parking p-ss, or returning to campus late. the cl-sses at this school are mainly pointless, with many teachers that are paid to sit in their cl-ssrooms & not know what they’re talking about. it’s a good place to go if you like hating school.
“oh you go to desert vista high school?”
“yeah”
“dude that sucks”
“i know.”
the sn-bbiest fakest place on earth you could ever go to school, everyone walks around like they’re god. impossible to make friends and if youre new you get treated like cr-p. the end. if you’re thinking about going to school there, save yourself(unlike i did)
i hate desert vista high school
it’s like tolly gay
this is what happens when you f-ck a stranger in the -ss

desert vista high school
a school in ahwatukee that typically makes it the the state championship games for sports, but gets beat by brophy college prep every time. this school is also known for the amount of deferred blood they had in their blood drive because of stds. many schools in arizona refer to this school as “stdv.”
bob: “you know that school desert vista high school in ahwatukee?”
brophy student: “yeah, i know them very well. we see them in almost all state championships and kick their -sses.”