Deshawn Effect
when you take a ugly person around with you to make yourself look good.
this kid at work named deshawn was an ugly f-cker and this one kid said, “man, i know i am ugly but when i work with deshawn i know it makes me look 10x better.”
hey are we going to take mark to the bar and use the desahwn effect?
f-ck yeah i want to get some p-ssy tonight!
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