Pingtastic


ping·tas·tic (ping-tăs’tĭk) pr-nunciation also ping·tas·ti·cal (-tĭ-kəl)
adj.
1. emotes very little.
2. subject to occasional anger tantrums that result in the bashing of his/her marital partner.
3. the b-tt of everyone in the immediate vicinities jokes

n.

1. one who only possesses a 56k internet connection
2.one who lives in a dilapidated shanty town and receives 1 dollar a day.
cut the cr-p wei, we know you beat your wife you pingtastic piece of sh-t.

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