deshrimp


when people inform the younger innocent ones of certain facts involving s-xual intercourse.
m: “hey so we all know how people get babies right?”
i: “yeah, you kiss them and then the sperm travels through the mouth and it forms a baby”
m: “actually….”
i:”oh my god, i didnt know that!”
j: “hahaha, we just deshrimped her!”

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