DesiCon


this is a system that determines how many people from india live in a town or city outside of india. it is the indian-ness of the city. i personally made this rating myself.

this is similar to the us military defence readiness condition system called the defcon system – with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). the word desi (pr-nounced they-see) is a collquial hindi word used refer to people from india, pakistan, bangladesh, sri lanka who live outside of india.

desicon 5 – indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.

desicon 4 – indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the it departments of corporate america

desicon 3 – indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.

desicon 2 – indians can be seen blasting hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city

desicon 1 – indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
minneapolis is a desicon-3 city

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