designated diary
when you’ve drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. the next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.
“i was so f-cked up last night. i didn’t auctually kill that kitten did i?
chelsea frowned. “f-ck off dan, i’m not your designated diary.”
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