designated listener


the person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.
left out person/ loser: to bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don’t wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their b-tch- you know what, i’m gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that… freak

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