Designated Passenger


after having your car booted with a breathelizer for driving under the influence, a p-ssenger who abtstains from drinking is elected to blow into the machine in order to get to the next watering hole.
dude, i can’t seem to get this d-mn thing started! where’s the d-mned designated p-ssenger!

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