designatedist driver
designatedist driver:
-is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, “designatedist driver” meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive
sorry for the late response,
i was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive
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