desiree crush
a “desiree crush” is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it’s the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush
ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he’s desiree crushin’
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
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