desk booty
when you have been at your desk so long that your -ss hurts.so you have to quit working – and play afroman.
… it usually occurs about 4:20 am, after you’ve been there way too long – so long that you can no longer be productive, unless you consider defining words on the urban dictionary productive – so you may as well give it up, and play the afroman cl-ssic, “because i got high”, just for a chuckle to remind you you’ve done enough for one day!
i got “desk booty” it is time to “blow this pop stand” ! oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and dance or draw.
the act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between afroman and shel silverstein’s cl-ssic – i got stoned and i missed it. both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!
then, ironically, slim shady, please stand up comes on – the ultimate hint! lmao – and i’m out
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