Deskcake
the act of eating rotten, bitten chocolate cake that was found in a desk and then blaming others for daring you.
s:hey jordan there’s cake in my desk… eat it.
n:yeah, i dare you.
j: ok (he then eats whole slice of nasty deskcake)
s/n: eeeewwwwwww!!!!
j: but you dared me to do it?
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