Shit cyst
a painful t-rd blockade within the large intestine often causing constipation, cramps and gas. has the distinctive feel of a lump forcing it’s way through your bowels slowly and distending your colon along the way. when it finally comes time to birth this t-rd comet, the resulting sh-t storm will feel like an inside out -ss raping.
oh sh-t bro, got a major sh-t cyst forming from eating that cheese steak, time to go get some laxatives.
quitting smoking sucks i haven’t shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this sh-t cyst moving.
man after punching out that last sh-t cyst, i think i might try eating some fruit for a change.
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