desking


when a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk
matthew enjoys extreme desking in science cl-ss
performance of the s-xual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. note – likely to end in career termination if caught.
jim : that elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

dan : yeah …. she needs a good desking.
the act of a man throwing a desk at a man or woman,then making a hole by smashing his erection through the desk,and having s-x with the person who was h-t by the desk.
mom:jill!why are you in a wheel chair?!

girl:john desked me 5 times very roughly!i told him i hate desking!
the act of working at a desk
i earned a lot of money while i was desking today.
when two male guys w/d-cks bone behind trees
joey and mike were desking behind the trees at six flags

Read Also:

  • Desk Pillow

    what you make when you arrange your books and folders on your desk at school or work for optimal comfort when putting your head down to take a nap. “dude, i made the most comfortable desk pillow ever in chemistry last period.”

  • Detorres

    backstabber; the guy that goes out with you ex. dude, don’t worry about it. i’m not going to pull a detorres on you.

  • prevolt

    1)the battle cry before revenge 2)the thinking before the rebellion/revolt have we prevolted yet?? no.. ok let’s: hwaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhh ummm ur a r-t-rd -.-…. or wats the prevolt? basically we flank them to the left , sending the infantry through the middle,… etc

  • prickdar

    instinct that enables you to detect pr-cks, thus preventing you from getting involved in sh-tty relationships. the first time he met her father, he spent the whole time on the phone with his buddy. =>she should have had her pr-ckdar on when she met jerôme.

  • Prime Boob

    a breast (preferably on a woman) that is in perfect condition. the breast must be perky, yet large and succulent. ” dude, did you see that milf? that was some prime b–b right there!”


Disclaimer: desking definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.