despacito 2
new song with luis fonsi and daddy yankee, with guest appearances from shrek, smashmouth, childish gambino, love live and many others. created my nasa
i love desp-cito 2.
the pure meaning of life itself
ni🅱🅱a: e
trump: desp-cito 2
a prophecy from the quran that predicts the second comming of jesus christ as a malevolant eldricht god, angered at humanity for betraying him and creating the latin pop song ‘desp-cito’. jesus then unleashes the omnipotent power of desp-cito 2 destroying the multiverse, ending reality as we know it.
yo i cant wait for desp-cito 2 amirite?
something so epic even cnn has to break the news to the world
my n-gg-: yo did u see desp-cito 2 is being released?
me: yo sh-t dogg thats epicccc 👌🏼😂👌🏼
a new game on nintendo switch, sega genesis, xbox 360, and fortnite featuring shrek, smash mouth, lil pump, iron man, tony stark, mario, luis fonsi, daddy yankee, justin bieber, twitter, star wars, the spanish language, and many others. it was created by nasa and luis fonsi and was confirmed by markliplier while livestreaming on his 3ds. mark zuccerberg delayed its realease so it will come out later than first promised. desp-cito 2 is promised to end world hunger and solve world peace.
man boi 1 dude fam i broke my leg man how am i gonna perform this month?
man boi 2 don’t wrry man desp-cito 2 is coming soon.
the best way to make an atheist shut the f-ck up and cry in a corner.
yesterday i made my atheist friend listen to desp-cito 2, and then he started crying.
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