despair nap


a despair nap is what you take when things get very f-cked up, and you don’t have much time to fix it all.
person 1: dude your apartment’s on fire, the police found your meth lab, and your girlfriend left you! why are you still on my couch!?

person 2: sorry man just had to take a quick despair nap.

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