desperate dan
proper noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.
-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my c-ck thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: f-ck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
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