Desperate goggles


when a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
girl: oh my gosh he is so hot!

friends: noooo, desperate goggles!

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