Desperation Day
february the 13th, i.e. the day before valentines day. on which single people try desperately to find someone to spend valentines day with.
considered by some men (and women) to be the best time of the year to pick up someone for a one night stand.
a: “i’m totally going out tonight”
b: “why man”?
a: “its desperation day mate, even a looser like you could score”!
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