desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful tinder users find themselves in typically on a friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. in an attempt to increase their odds on this “matching” app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. this ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. when in “desperation mode,” people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.
“man, look at mike go tonight…he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid.”
- the rare malcolm
the name given to someone with the uncommon name “malcolm” amongst a group or community in which only one person called malcolm exists. i had a lengthy chat with the ‘rare malcolm’ the other day.
- love factor
the 2-4 point jump on the 1-10 attractiveness scale your partner gets when you’ve fallen for them. you know you’re in love when all the sudden your partner has gone from a solid 7 to a 9. guy 1 : ” dude, i think i’m in love.” guy 2 : ” why?” guy 1 : […]
a really nice girls that is super shy sometimes but is weird and funny when u get to know her she loves animals and is very pretty. her and patrick are the perfect match. wow presels looks gucci with that patrick guy.
- p*ssy nuk
as to pacify one, with p-ssy she kept him happy with a p-ssy nuk.
a town in the north east of scotland where gangs of p5’s roam the streets and elderly folks feel too threatened to leave the oldmeldrum community café. a place where litter isn’t tolerated, it is essential to cross with the lolly pop man and where someone couldn’t fit the whole word into the bio limit […]