desperbragger
a person who brags about the littlest things to try to feel better about him/herself
a: ahh just woke up, hey b, you up?
b: yeah i was just pretending to sleep, i wake up earlier than you
a: god you are such a desperbragger
or
a: i can brush my teeth faster than you
b: now whos the desperbragger?
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