dessert

1. the fourth “meal” of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. the excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, “why am i so fat?”

3. a catalyst for entropy (inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. that dessert was bomb diggity. f-ck taco bell’s fourth meal.

2. d-mn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. that mcflurry killed grandpa!
if one says that they want to ‘buy you a dessert’, they’re insinuating s-xual (usually female on female) interest.
“oh lisa! won’t you buy me a dessert?”
“of course sarah!”
the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner…s-x
the night was almost complete, all it needed was little dessert upstairs.
an extremly good looking person of the opposite s-x. as good as pie.
i gotta have that chick for desert.
when you cover a girl in whipped cream and lick it all off.
i had the best dessert ever yesterday!
1. the fourth “meal” of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. the excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, “why am i so fat?”

3. a catalyst for entropy (inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. that dessert was bomb diggity. f-ck taco bell’s fourth meal.

2. d-mn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. that mcflurry killed grandpa!