Devil’s Umbrella


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guy 1- dude…did you hear that nathaniel’s got the devil’s umbrella!”
guy 2 – “no way…i thought that guy was normal”
poison hemlock or water hemlock, conium and cicuta respectively. they are both deadly poisonous umbelliferous plants. the poisons in these plants act differently: poison hemlock (the hemlock of socrates’ time) contains coniine, which causes ascending paralysis and suffocation, and water hemlock contains cicutoxin, which causes violent convulsions and nervous system collapse.
that’s a devil’s umbrella, johnny. don’t even think of picking it!

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