dessert dick

dessert d-ck: when a man goes without s-x or be in a s-xual position for a long time
man my girl finna give make me have dessert d-ck bruh
dessert d-ck (noun):
when a man goes without s-x or being in a s-xual altercation for a long period of time
man dude my girl funna make me have dessert d-ck

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