Dessie
a beautiful, tiny woman who doubles as portable entertainment. a good person inside and out. she love’s pink and puppies. more energy per square inch than any other human in existence. she’s the bees’ knees.
“that dessie, she’s a firecracker!”
3 more definitions
a some-what skilled boxer who preys on young, female teens who are intoxicated. also likes to fight those smaller and weaker than he.
fred: who’s going tonight?
mike: me, you and dessie.
fred :sh-t, better keep an eye on your little sis man!
n. of russian descent,
a russian pimp, innovator of poooosey,
see also russian concusion
dessie call them b-tches a pooosey on vent.
male genitalia, otherwise known as the p-n-s.
or c-ck
i so got her last night with my dessie.
i love it when she sits on top of my dessie!
ow, my dessie!
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