Destini
a beautiful s-xy girl who everyone loves and wants to be around. sometimes wanna-be-wh-r-s make up sh-t about her because they are jealous they aren’t as beautiful as destini. every guy wants to be with her and call her his.
guy 1: “d-mn i want to ask destini out”
guy 2: “dude she’s way out of your league”
guy 1: “you just want her all for yourself!”
a magical romantic poet philanderer of hearts, wooing women and men alike, with her ability to sense when her lover will be troubled in the future and provide them with love notes and notice their subtle haircuts.
girl 1 finds a note from someone in her car saying, “i love you”, knowing that is just to brighten her day she cries out: “wow, my kind friend is such a destini.”
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