a destiple is a fan of the lead singer of the rock group r.e.m., michael stipe. these fanatics are so devoted to the lyrics (however indecipherable) written by michael stipe, that they worship him like he was jesus or something. they often wonder what he’s really like – since they’ll never know – and delight in ridiculous anecdotes about him performing ordinary everyday tasks like opening his mail or talking on the phone.
destiple: awe! i bet michael was adorable and s-xy when he opened his mail!
normal person: you need to get a life.
- Fish Pouch
similar to a soggy pouch although will generally have the aroma of a tuna cannery as well. my mate sh-gged some rough bird the other night. she had a minge like rotting fish and was loose as f-ck! it was a proper fish pouch.
to dawdle over a beverage (usually at a restaurant), talking, for an inordinate period of time, sometimes getting refills. can be extended logically to mean taking a long time to finish anything that would be expected to take a much shorter length of time. originally used by a friend of lothie’s to explain why a […]
pr-nounced: d–sh-eh-jerrk-hole. (noun) one who emits the qualities of a douchebag, jerk and -sshole all at once. usually applied to someone with an apathetic, aloof or insensitive att-tude. (adjective) insensitive, rude. person 1: my puppy died. =( person 2: oh well. person 1: you’re a douchejerkhole! — person 1: he canceled our date and then […]
- Louisiana Icebox
place a nude woman in an icewater filled bathtub till she turns blue and is not quite hypothermic . remove from tub & lay her out on her back on any hard surface. if woman is still conscious, have her stare in the distance and not move. disrobe and enjoy! the only woman in the […]
a crazy loon one day , and an exotic peace maiden the next you , never know who she will be , one things for sure she is a s-xy minx h-ll bent on dominating everyone’s hearts , she is the best friend you will ever have ,the best kiss , the best party princess […]