destructikon
{noun} a being created for the sole destruction of the planet earth and the eradication of all human life. thought by many to be the second coming of the anti-christ, though the destructikon is a product of science and not divinity. rumored to have been developed by black ops u.s. funding to counter russia’s newest genome project. his physical capabilities are off of the charts due to strenuous genetic re-ssigning. it is estimated that he can level an entire metropolitan city in a matter of minutes. current status of destructikon is unknown, as he went awal from an army facility at fort detrick, md in 2003.
1. it’s all fun and games until destructikon rolls into town.
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